im at work

code orange kids play orlando while I’m at roo. my parents probably die that weekend too.

nostalgia is by far the worst emotion. who decided pleasure and sadness was an acceptable combination of feelings. I didn’t


this is a pov video of me approaching you when youre sitting at the clubs bar by yourself thinking about going home and eating some oreo caus all your friends are dancing with people they just met. but then you spot me looking at you its my birthday but my boys can see im distracted.. truly lost this evening..

what’s the sexiest part about running a dbz blog



gonna name my kid bucko and speak to them in a condescending tone for the rest of their life

my iphone use to charge really fast and then it stopped doing that recently, kinda sucks. Also my nipples hairs use to get really long and i thought it was so raw but then i finally starting having sex and realized how gross it was, like I bragged about how long they were.

This is the legendary creature, the Samurai (poop)
This is the legendary creature, the Samurai (poop)
pirates of the caribbean 5: garbage boat
nice nice. so whats your favourite meme
me n my humor elitist gf


me: bb ur hands r so cold

gf: this joke is overused fuck you


OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

came downtown , saw girl, hung around, good